CraftyLoveRejects

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, commitment issues, Communication, CraftyLoveRejects, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fake wedding, Introvert, Marriage, moving too fast, PRESSURE, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, saying no, saying yes, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7426
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	3812	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	216
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	441
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.