CraftyLoveLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and hypotheticals of real life relationships! Join us and build your dream world where you never have to worry about settling in a third world country for love.

On our server, you can create your own paradise away from unsafe environments and unreliable extended family members. Say goodbye to dealing with visa and loan setbacks, because in our world, anything is possible!

Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for wanting to live in a better place, because here, we support your decision to prioritize your safety and happiness. Build your future without any dealbreakers holding you back, and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules.

So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your happily ever after, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crops Grown:	1055
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Emeralds Found:	4761

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	316
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Towns Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

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Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8128	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1876	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MadHubbyNoFunZone

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Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8937	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	6529	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineRabbitHole

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Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	3069	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyKurskFunTime

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so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

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Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2312

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

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join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.