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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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