CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6089
Enchantments Applied:	198	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	8070	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	780	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BaggageCraft2021

acceptance, baggage, BaggageCraft2021, Closure, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, healing, holding on, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving forward, moving on, past, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Release, self improvement, self-care

Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

armed conflict, civilian casualties, drone warfare, global security, human rights violations, Human safari, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian law, hunt, international law, international relations, Kherson, Kherson civilians, military drones, military intervention, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian drones, Server, targeted killings, ukraine conflict, Violent conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes

are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

#addons, Anti-Stealing, Chaos, Community, discord server, Events, Friends, griefing protection, halloween event, Inclusivity, lead, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, ONLINE, Player Base, player heads, Plot, Plugin, Revenge, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Side, smp, Survival, Turning, twists, Uptime, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

Album review, AlbumRater, best album, Minecraft, Music, music analysis, music assessment, music commentary, music critique, music evaluation, music feedback, music opinion, music ranking, music rating, music recommendation, Music Review, perfect score, smp, ten/ten album, top rating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	119	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).