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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.
