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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4159 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3074 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.
