Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancés ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

    Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

    Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Survival Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
    Quests Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
    Player Run Shops Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
    PVP Arena Players can engage in player vs player battles
    Special Events Server holds special events for players to participate in

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
    Is there a whitelist for the server? Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
    Can I bring my friends to the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
    Are there any age restrictions to join? Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • /Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

    /Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master
    Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

    Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ores Mined: 6210

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blockhead Bruises

    Blockhead Bruises
    Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

    HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

    SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

    So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    New Life SMP Server

    Overview

    Active Members 3
    Starter Crate Special crate provided at the start
    Hidden Crates Crates hidden throughout the world
    Crossplay Support Supports both Bedrock and Java

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

    2. What is included in the starter crate?

    The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

    3. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

    4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

    Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

    5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

    Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Animals Bred: 46
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

    Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

    And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KidCraftWeekendFun

    KidCraftWeekendFun
    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

    Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

    Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

    LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyFeministRevolution

    CraftyFeministRevolution
    so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Edge Cases

    Blocky Edge Cases
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

    Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis
    Welcome to Syre MC
    Custom Enchants Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
    Generators Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
    New Server Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
    Free Ranks Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
    Pet System Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
    Discord Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

    FAQ

    How can I acquire custom enchants?

    You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

    How can I become the richest on the server?

    Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

    How often does the server receive updates?

    The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

    How can I ascend through the ranks?

    Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

    What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

    In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Boomer Minecraft Server

    Boomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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