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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1762 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
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Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!
