CraftyLoseIt | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	843
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Love Letters Sent:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1028	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	8924	Potions Brewed:	122
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimension Hops:	5
Emeralds Found:	6903	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	4940	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8127	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Enchantments Applied:	276
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Votes:	4035
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1