CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	63	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9438	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Potions Brewed:	174

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	New Chunks Explored:	457613
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Items Found:	3326
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	913
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Votes:	9466
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Votes:	737	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!