Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 6235 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
