CraftyLifeLessons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lessons in life…but in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Join our server and learn the valuable lesson of always bringing a pickaxe when mining, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon a diamond-filled cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers!

Or how about the lesson of teamwork and communication? On our server, you’ll have to work together with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon…who just so happens to be a master of puns and dad jokes!

And let’s not forget the lesson of perseverance and determination. On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with singing chickens and lava pits, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous baby zombies on tiny motorcycles!

So why wait to learn these important life lessons when you can do it in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible on our server? Join now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a totally non-embarrassing way, of course)!

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  • Spugunke End Fight Event Tonight

    Spugunke End Fight Event Tonight

    Spugunke is a vanilla survival server that has been running for about 3 months. It supports 1.21.11 and you can join on both Java and Bedrock.

    The community is friendly and they really want new people to show up. If you like building exploring grinding pvp or just chilling you will fit in.

    They have been dealing with low activity lately so they are inviting everyone to help bring the server back to life. There is also an End fight event going on so it is a good time to jump in and play.

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  • GOOMB SMP Season 2 Amplified Survival

    GOOMB SMP Season 2 Amplified Survival

    GOOMB SMP is a vanilla survival server that is in Season 2 and it is still active. The world got reset about three months ago and a lot of people have already started new bases in an amplified world.

    At first the border made everyone live close together but the border got expanded and now there is way more room. The End has been opened and players kicked off an egg hunt event so people can run into each other and interact more.

    The community feels busy with players talking about shops and sharing screenshots of the crazy terrain. People make deals and trade and voice chats are often full of players just hanging out.

    The rules are pretty serious about being respectful. No hate speech or NSFW. No griefing stealing or unconsented PvP. You have to apply through their Discord and get approved before you can be whitelisted.

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  • Cozy Hardmode SMP That Actually Grows

    Cozy Hardmode SMP That Actually Grows

    Cozy MC is a collaborative survival world where people actually play together and the community is the main thing. It runs on hard difficulty with vanilla gameplay and it works for Java and Bedrock players too.

    The world is not a fresh reset and that is on purpose. A lot of players are newer though so towns and roads and little stories are still popping up all the time. It feels like you are showing up while everything is still being built.

    There are no land claims and no protection plugins and no locked chests. It is trust based survival so the rule is basically respect each other and build together instead of hiding away.

    Keep inventory is off but you get your death coordinates and people help you get your stuff back. There are also no payments or donation perks so nobody can buy their way ahead and everything you see was made by players.

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  • MinedHype SMP Long-Term Vanilla Survival

    MinedHype SMP Long-Term Vanilla Survival

    MinedHype SMP is a friendly long term public survival server that has been run by the same owner for 7 years. It started back in 1.14 and it has had over 19,900 unique players join before.

    The gameplay is mostly vanilla and it runs on Minecraft 1.21.11. There is no whitelist and there is no pay to win. There is also no economy or money plugin so trading is done with player ran shops using items.

    You can protect your builds with claims and CoreProtect is used to help with protection. Grief is allowed if you did not claim the area so you need to claim your stuff.

    The Overworld and Nether are meant to be long term and they will never reset. There is no set world border and players spawn randomly within the first 40k blocks. You can use /rtp to get a random spot within 50k blocks from the center spawn point then set a /home.

    It supports Bedrock and Java cross play. There is a shopping district and a gaming district with teleports. There is also a web based online map plus free server events with prizes. Chat reports are disabled and rules are posted on the server site.

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  • Modern Quarantine Apocalypse Survival Event

    Modern Quarantine Apocalypse Survival Event

    Parasitus Server is a modern apocalypse survival server with horror vibes and a big opening event on March 21st at 11am EST.

    You spawn inside a quarantined zone called Alpigus and everyone is stuck inside for the first 7 days. When the wall power fails on March 28th at 1PM EST the wall opens and the Nether unlocks and the End becomes reachable.

    There is also a grid failure protocol where a nuke drops inside the wall on March 30th at 10AM EST. If you do not escape before that then you are basically done.

    It is not hardcore. There is a land claim system that stops griefing and PVP. It does not stop stealing. You can also toggle PVP inside claims with claim commands.

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