CraftyLiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	2161	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	1024	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchantments Applied:	240	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	571
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Votes:	4077	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	108	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8982
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Emeralds Found:	2980	Living Statues Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	7036	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0