CraftyLiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	8226	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Potions Brewed:	99

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Towns Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	569	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	2858
Towns Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	170185

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2988
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mines Excavated:	4905	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1