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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5321 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Votes: | 6466 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.