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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6421 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Star Shards Collected: | 232 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.