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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4128 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
