CraftyLiarz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	9952	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5931
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5223	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Votes:	8264

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	1144
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

Players:	96/300	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	224	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1