CraftyLiarDILNoSorry | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	8234	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	5156
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Items Found:	3692	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2213	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Items Found:	1841	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	266
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3952	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Enchantments Applied:	217	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ores Mined:	3788
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Meteorites Collected:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).