New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6279
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ores Mined: 559

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

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  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9610
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

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  • CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    CraftyXmasDinnerDrama
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1412
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

    Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

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  • GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3032
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 5785
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Secret Passages Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

    Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

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  • MineCraftLifeValues

    MineCraftLifeValues
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9171
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7812
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5161
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Farms Harvested: 322 Dragon Eggs Found: 4503
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3723
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Votes: 2459
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5926
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4377 Ores Mined: 5544
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5034
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1632
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8994
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9782
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9261
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4034
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 164 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4629
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Gods Slained: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6960
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ores Mined: 4654 Towns Built: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

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    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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