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Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3355
Potions Brewed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9242	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Gods Slained:	1

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crops Grown:	6115
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Votes:	6074
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Farms Harvested:	703
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8922
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7521
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7306	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Chimeras Created:	4