CraftyLabourLandslide | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Enchantments Applied:	209
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

New Minecraft Servers

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire and rule over all the noobs who dare to cross ur path. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows instead of blowing u up.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will automatically become a pro minecraft player and be able to mine diamonds with ur eyes closed. plus, u might even find a secret portal dat leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the epic adventure dat awaits u on dis server. who knows, maybe u will be da one to discover the legendary golden pickaxe dat grants u unlimited power and makes u the ruler of all minecraft realms.

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	149743	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	2834	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2630
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	1095	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mines Excavated:	3759
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4365
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mines Excavated:	1594
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	6421
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Emeralds Found:	8034
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	72
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!