lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2838
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 10
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY