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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	5929
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Animals Bred:	95
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7619
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Items Found:	1370	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	849
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4249	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	5105	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5718	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	1

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mines Excavated:	1416
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7902

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	90/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4533
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4