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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6015 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?