CraftyKremlinWarriors | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Not Over Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

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Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Star Shards Collected:	119
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

This is Craftica Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Madness has had its day on this server, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, llamas riding minecarts, and creepers doing the Macarena. Our community is filled with players who have a knack for turning everything upside down and inside out.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3351	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.

Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can ride llamas into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with Endermen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boku no Pico diamond sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into adorable kittens. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco ball where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when does Boku no Pico get good? The answer is always on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

House Door Knocked Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of random people knocking on your virtual house door and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-door-knocking policy! Say goodbye to the stress of unexpected visitors and hello to a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to defeat Blocky Bob and claim the title of Master Builder?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of door-knocking drama (just kidding, we don’t tolerate that nonsense here)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3