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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6204 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
