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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4205 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3436 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4289 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!
