CraftyKremlinCrash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	2205	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dragon Eggs Found:	4309	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	186

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6260	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	895	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mines Excavated:	4338	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7093
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	153197	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Runes Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8