CraftyKremlinBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1029	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchantments Applied:	205	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6911	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	193
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	967381

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	9048
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	667413

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0