CraftyKremlin2024

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

gossip, animal abuse, Inappropriate Behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, calls everyone fucko

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Technology, Systems, heard from again, maintenance

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

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LandWarsMinecraftSMP

territorial expansion, Countries, international relations, land disputes, resource control

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

delayed onset muscle soreness, post-workout, physical activity, SwoleCraft, #workout

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

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KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

international incident, KazakhstanCraft, Evasive, Tragedy, reaction

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

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CraftyKremlin2024

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos