CraftyKremlin2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	299	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	30

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	260	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Items Found:	6313
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3059	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Potions Brewed:	199
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2290	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4139
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	424411	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Items Found:	8787	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2231	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!