LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.
CraftyKremlin
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DepotDestroyerMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!
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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise
hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!
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Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only
Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
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ForeverChemCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife
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Lodestone Worldbuilding
A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!
Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!
We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!
lodestone.secure.pebble.host