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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	6728
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	1122	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Towns Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Items Found:	5863

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	6110	Players Killed by Monsters:	711
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1439	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	833164
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	298
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7225
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	189740	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9