so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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