so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Dragon Eggs Found: 4821 Holy Grails Found: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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