CraftyKitchenCo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2991
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Star Shards Collected:	251	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	1540	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	208
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	126
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ores Mined:	9314
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	734332

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8921
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Star Shards Collected:	299	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	232
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	627251
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3837
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!