CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Votes:	5706
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2780

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	973
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	533857
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	4407	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	163	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1153
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5569
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4367	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1804	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2514	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	6602	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌