CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mines Excavated:	1040	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	739
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3677

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3821	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.