so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Uzumaki Watch Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for an Uzumaki watch party online and coming up empty-handed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting the ultimate Uzumaki watch party tonight! Join us for a night of ninja action, crazy jutsu, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Naruto himself (Disclaimer: Naruto may or may not actually be able to log into our server). Don’t miss out on the chance to watch your favorite anime in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few hidden Sharingan users. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a night of epic proportions!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EveningPlansMC SMP

activities, Agenda, Chill, Dinner, Entertainment, Evening, EveningPlansMC, Events, family, Friends, Fun, Hangout, leisure, movies, nightlife, outings, Plans, Relaxation, Schedule, smp, socializing, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding another diamond in a cave? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor or a pet slime named Slimey McSlimeface.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your chicken costume for the weekly Chicken Dance Party, then you might regret it a little bit.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

80sFitNotLit

#workout, 80s, 80sFitNotLit, aerobics, body image, diet, Exercise, fad diets, FITNESS, Food, health, healthy, high carb, Jane Fonda, Lifestyle, low fat, Nostalgia, nutrition, trends, weight loss, wellness

Remember when people in the 80s thought it was totally cool to wear leg warmers and sweatbands? Well, just like those fashion choices, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past! Join us for a totally tubular experience where you can build your own neon-colored pixel art and groove to some rad tunes from the era of big hair and shoulder pads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a funky fowl who loves to bust a move on the dance floor (or should we say dance coop?). Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his slick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer perm!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of the 80s. Who needs kale smoothies and yoga when you can have parachute pants and breakdancing creepers? Join us now and let’s party like it’s 1985!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HezboSmashCraft

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join our epic minecraft server and be like idf killing senior hezbollah terrorist hassan khalil yassin in a wild strike on beirut! unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. build your own fortress and defend it from crazy attacks. trust us, it’s gonna be lit af! come join the madness now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanilla Survival but with no crystals allowed, who needs that sparkle anyways

Allowed, Axes, Bows, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystals, Economy, Exploration, freedom, hacked clients, Monuments, multiplayer, pistons, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Slime, sparkle, Survival, Swords, tnt machines, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2980
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Corn Nightmare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you’re tired of being haunted by corn in your dreams – we promise our server is 100% corn-free! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress our feathered overlords!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling crazy mobs, and forming alliances with other players. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6773
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever watched a Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made out of cheese? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky Minecraft experience anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Chillcraft

Chillcraft, cold, confusion, contemplation, deep thoughts, Despair, emotions, Existential, introspection, Introspective, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Philosophical, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, Sadness, wondering, world

Are you tired of wandering through boring, icy biomes in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the world is so cold because the Snow Golems have taken over! That’s right, these frosty fiends have built their own snow fortresses and are ready to wage war on any player who dares to challenge them. Join our server and help us defeat the Snow Golem army before they turn the entire world into a winter wonderland of doom! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat their leader, Frosty the Snowman, you’ll be rewarded with a magical snowball that can freeze your enemies in their tracks. So come join the fun and let’s melt some snowmen together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	5664
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RTandSputnikGoneTikTok

Censorship, content moderation, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, information warfare, international relations, media manipulation, News, Online platforms, political influence, Propaganda, rt, RTandSputnikGoneTikTok, russia, Russian state media, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to, like, shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, so cool, man.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.

plus, there’s, like, a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out on this server. so, like, if you’re into spooky stuff, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and, like, let’s party in Minecraft land, yo.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3856	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	174
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	6523	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Parkour Civilization server Minecraft

Cases, Civilization, Minecraft, Parkour, Server

The owner of the “Parkour Civilization” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4281

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

No Coords, No Problem! Survive the Legacy of Chaos 1.21 with No Elytra and No Resets!

adjustments, Anarchy, Bigotry, Chaos, Cheating, COORDS, Damage, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, game balance, Harassment, Legacy, minimal rules, Players, Problem, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, server spawn, spawning, SURVIVE, Vanilla, void damage

Server Overview:

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled
Elytra are disabled
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage
Phantom spawning is disabled
Nether roof void damage is enabled

Basic rules on the server are minimal and ensure a fun and safe environment for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarification on rules can be found at the server spawn. Hope to see you there.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give unfair advantages or disrupt gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server rules for a detailed list of allowed and disallowed mods.

Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are free to build and explore within the server’s boundaries. However, building structures that violate the basic rules or disrupt gameplay for other players may be subject to actions by the server admins.

How do I report a player for rule violations?

You can report any player violating the rules by contacting a server admin or using the designated reporting channel on the server’s Discord.

Are there regular server events or activities?

The server may host events and activities periodically. Keep an eye on the server announcements on Discord for updates on upcoming events.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chad’s School Minecraft Server

Chads, classmates, Condolences, death, disbelief, friendship, gone too soon, GRIEVING, high school, learning, life lessons, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, passed away, Reminiscing, sad news, School, school friends, Server, shock, tragic, unexpected

Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chad curse! We have protective enchantments to keep you safe from any chad-related accidents. Plus, our server is so lit that even the chads themselves couldn’t resist joining – until they met their untimely demise, of course. Don’t be a chad, be a legend on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP: MAGI – Master of All Gaming Interactions

Adventure, alibaba, anger, Anime, BETRAYAL, closeness, confession, death, FANTASY, Gaming, Hakuryuu, interactions, Love Triangle, magi, main couple, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Morgiana, rejection, relationship, resurrection, romance, smp, Tragedy

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed, betrayals run rampant, and love triangles are more twisted than a pretzel! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy plot twists, and unexpected romances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: Alibaba confesses his love to Morgiana, but she’s too busy thinking about Hakuryuu and rejects him. In a fit of jealousy, Hakuryuu kills Alibaba, but instead of being angry, Morgiana decides to stick by his side for eternity. How many times did these three get tangled up in drama while Alibaba was dead? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – they were the main couple in this wild SMP!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and the drama never ends, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that’s crazier than a pig riding a chicken. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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How do I report a player for rule violations?

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