CraftyKidzLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of building blocky castles and battling pixelated zombies? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams in the most epic way possible. Build towering skyscrapers made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and engage in epic battles with a horde of evil chickens (yes, chickens can be evil in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8030	Crops Grown:	7661
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3346	Star Shards Collected:	145
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8515	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	7996
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!