LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY