so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tulsa King Minecraft Server

    Tulsa King Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Tulsa Kings rule the land, riding around on pigs and throwing diamond blocks at anyone who dares to challenge them.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).

    Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 79 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

    Cultural  Minecraft  SMP  Marxism  Spreads  Into  The  Universities
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 422707 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

    We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

    Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

    Dad’sPlaneTicketGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

    Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 207 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

    MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

    But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2498
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

    Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

    Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Survival Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
    Quests Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
    Player Run Shops Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
    PVP Arena Players can engage in player vs player battles
    Special Events Server holds special events for players to participate in

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
    Is there a whitelist for the server? Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
    Can I bring my friends to the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
    Are there any age restrictions to join? Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • /Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

    /Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master
    Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

    Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ores Mined: 6986 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blockhead Bruises

    Blockhead Bruises
    Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

    HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

    SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

    So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    New Life SMP Server

    Overview

    Active Members 3
    Starter Crate Special crate provided at the start
    Hidden Crates Crates hidden throughout the world
    Crossplay Support Supports both Bedrock and Java

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

    2. What is included in the starter crate?

    The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

    3. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

    4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

    Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

    5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

    Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

    Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

    And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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