Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 8769 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • BoobFetishCraft

    BoobFetishCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you boob enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with giant pixelated boobs towering over the landscape, boob-shaped buildings, and even boob-themed mini-games.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted boob armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace your inner boob fanatic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SpideyCraft: Arachno-mania!

    SpideyCraft: Arachno-mania!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old formula? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical server where the laws of physics didn’t apply. You could build upside down, ride pigs into battle, and even fly on a chicken! The possibilities were endless and the fun never stopped.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where the most epic loot awaits. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter, will you be one of them?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9270 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ores Mined: 5677
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OrangeRabbit Adventures

    OrangeRabbit Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in a creeper’s den! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. And do you know what happened next? They became best friends and went on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses that are literally on fire (don’t worry, it’s just a visual effect).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crops Grown: 6153
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Zombie Dances: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GirlCraft LOL

    GirlCraft LOL
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest – we have an all-female player base! That’s right, no more dealing with annoying teenage boys trying to show off their redstone skills. Join us and experience the power of girl power in the world of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance at these parties, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most fabulous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Crops Grown: 9923
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

    Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

    Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

    With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

    So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PonyCraft – Where Blacked Ponies and Niggered Ponies Unite for Epic Adventures!

    PonyCraft – Where Blacked Ponies and Niggered Ponies Unite for Epic Adventures!
    Welcome to the Caramel Apple Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because we have ponies enjoying dark meat, queen of spades, and big black cock galore!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our boorus are filled with all the spicy content you could ever dream of, from tattooed ponies to tutorials on how to edit like a pro.

    So why wait? Jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 New Chunks Explored: 733325

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • High on Altitude with McMMO, Economy, and Land Claiming – 1.20.4!

    High on Altitude with McMMO, Economy, and Land Claiming – 1.20.4!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/News alttd.com/blog

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I’m a new player? Yes, all are welcome!
    Are there any age restrictions? Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
    What version of Minecraft is the server on? 1.20.x
    Is griefing allowed? No, we have land claiming with GriefPrevention to prevent griefing.
    Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, we have monthly server events.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCraftyFags

    MineCraftyFags
    Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

    We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tony’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Twerk!

    Tony’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Twerk!
    Are you tired of dealing with Tony R. Khan and his band of smark scum? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t confirm or deny anything).

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life (results may vary).

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Tony R. Khan in the dust and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuasarsSMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of Java

    QuasarsSMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of Java

    QuasarsSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
    Active Players 15-20
    Features Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community-focused
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join QuasarsSMP?

    A: To join our server, please join our Discord community using the link provided above. From there, you can find instructions on how to join the server.

    Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join?

    A: We aim to have a group of 15-20 active players to maintain a close-knit community. However, we may open up more slots in the future based on server activity.

    Q: How often does the server reset?

    A: QuasarsSMP does not have seasonal resets. We prioritize lasting builds and forming enduring friendships, so the server remains consistent for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Back to the Future 1999

    Back to the Future 1999
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken the concept of spell cards and turned it into a hilarious and chaotic turn-based RPG experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with rich storytelling, fully voiced in 4 languages (because who doesn’t want to hear a Creeper speak French?), and daily events that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry about getting ganked by a pesky PvP player – here, you can play at your own pace and focus on mastering your spell cards.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Revival! The Uluru Games”, will have you battling it out with Regulus and Ezra Theodore in a rate-up banner extravaganza. And trust us, you won’t want to miss our upcoming banners – they’re so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. And don’t forget to use our secret codes like “wealthfamepower” and “InedibleMushroom” for some extra LOLs along the way. See you in the game, fellow spell card masters!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7538
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamDumpers Minecraft: Where your shady deals get a second chance to shine (or fail spectacularly)

    ScamDumpers Minecraft: Where your shady deals get a second chance to shine (or fail spectacularly)
    Are you tired of being a meme stonk bag holder? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally dump those scammy bags and start fresh! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the meme madness and join our wacky world of blocky adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary treasure of the Notorious Sheep Pirate! So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 121 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6513 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • A Lonely World with Vanilla SMP, PVP, Bedrock Support, and a strict Anti-Cheat policy !

    A Lonely World with Vanilla SMP, PVP, Bedrock Support, and a strict Anti-Cheat policy !
    Server Name A Lonely World
    Version 1.20.4-1.20.6
    For Bedrock Players 96.40.68.97
    IP minecraft.deyedrale.com
    Alt IP deyedrale.asuscomm.com

    Overview:

    Looking for a fresh new vanilla world that you can drop into with the comfort of knowing you’re safe for now while establishing your own spot in the world? Welcome to A Lonely World!

    Features:

    – /discord – Discord Information

    – /mail – Get in contact with players not online

    – /motd – Display the current Message of the Day

    – /msg – Private message another player

    – /rules – Provides links to server resources

    – /sethome – Set current location as your spawn point

    – /tpa – Teleportation system for new players

    – /vote – Show your support for the server

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is there pay to win features on the server? No, the server is always fair and balanced.
    How big is the spawn radius? The spawn radius is 200k.
    Can I teleport to a friend? Yes, there is a teleportation system (/tpa) for new players.
    Are there any anti-cheat measures in place? Yes, there is Anti-Cheat & X-Ray Prevention on the server.
    How can I contact players who are not online? Use the /mail command to get in contact with offline players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8833 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Banter: Hey, hope you had a creeper-tastic day!

    Crafty Banter: Hey, hope you had a creeper-tastic day!
    Are you tired of awkward encounters like this one? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will never ditch you for their friends at an anime convention. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that girl in no time. So why wait? Join now and start building your way to happiness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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