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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8195 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 8860 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.
So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!