Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!

Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Love Letters Sent: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

    Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

    And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village

    SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to live in a 140-year-old Japanese house just like this German woman? Well, join our SMP and you can build your own historical masterpiece! Who needs modern houses when you can have a piece of history in your virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that this Japanese house is haunted by the ghost of a samurai warrior who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. Plus, the house comes with its own hot spring where you can relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of living in a truly unique and bizarre setting. Who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Animals Bred: 80 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PartyPooperCraft

    PartyPooperCraft
    Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! We promise no one will make snarky comments about your Golden Goose sneakers here.

    Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.

    Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 8462 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DailyCraft SMP

    DailyCraft SMP
    Imagine a world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the north, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and wild stories.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps), then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 5913
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Animals Bred: 120

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineCraftyCalm

    MineCraftyCalm
    Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to relaxation. Plus, our friendly community of players will make you forget all about those real-life worries. So come join us and let’s dig our way to happiness together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

    PutinCraft: Army Expansion!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

    we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

    join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magic Items Found: 5843

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life

    Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis player who joined and found a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs were dancing disco! And get this, the creepers were breakdancing and the zombies were doing the worm! It was lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Alien Abductions: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Welcome to Yampy SMP 1.21.1

    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21.1
    Features
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    Overview

    Yampy SMP is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server designed to offer a unique and engaging experience for all players. Explore stunning landscapes, dungeons, and interact with NPCs while building your own kingdom and community.

    FAQ

    How do I join Yampy SMP?

    To join Yampy SMP, join the Discord server and apply for the whitelist to become part of our growing community.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server is running on version 1.21.1 of Minecraft.

    Are content creators welcome on the server?

    Yes, both content creators and non-content creators are welcome to join the server on a whitelisted basis.

    What are some of the server features?

    The server features Terralith & Tectonic Generation, Dungeons & Taverns, Shop Keepers, Quality of Life Improvements, Proximity Chat, Dynmap, and Heads for decorating.

    Can I build my own kingdom on the server?

    Yes, you can create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community on Yampy SMP.

    Is there a trailer for the server?

    Yes, you can watch the trailer here.

    Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure at Yampy SMP! Join us today.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special event where you can challenge a giant pixelated version of Drumpf himself! That’s right, you can take on the orange menace in an epic battle to save the virtual world from his tiny hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side as you explore dungeons, conquer villages, and raid other players’ bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you wishes (as long as those wishes involve more blocks).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers, because they’re not the only explosive things lurking in the shadows.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP

    Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual hot tub of excitement! We’ve got secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos, and even a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring our wacky world! So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the fun begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 6981 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server

    NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and hang out with some cool peeps? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience a world where water balloon fights are epic battles, swim trunks are the latest fashion trend, and fridge raids are a common occurrence. Forget about disrespectful kids named A who think they can do whatever they want – on our server, everyone plays by the rules (or at least tries to).

    And if you’re worried about being called racist for not letting someone sleep over, don’t fret! Our server is a judgment-free zone where the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on in, grab a drink from the fridge (just ask first), and let’s build some epic structures together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Magic Items Found: 4917
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BabyBlockBuilder

    BabyBlockBuilder
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: a pregnant couple trying to choose a name for their baby girl. But wait, there’s a twist! The name they choose just so happens to be the same as their brother’s ex-girlfriend’s late daughter. Drama ensues as the ex demands they change the name, throwing a tantrum like a ghast in the Nether.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart! Witness epic showdowns and intense arguments that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous situation that will have the whole server talking. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

    StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 749048 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MindBlownCraft

    MindBlownCraft
    Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

    Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2811 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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