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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	548
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	9501
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2118	Holy Grails Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	743	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Star Shards Collected:	158	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	167
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Dragon Eggs Found:	5424	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	2637	Herobrine Sightings:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7227	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	4272
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	2838	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Void Armor Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

Players:	94/100	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2