CraftyJewAssassins Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, anti-Semitic plot, anti-semitism, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyJewAssassins, Espionage, Europe, extremist, France, Government, international relations, iran, Jews, kill, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Plots, secret service, security threat, Server, Terrorism, terrorism plot

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Iran’s secret service is, like, plotting to kill Jews in Europe, but in a totally wacky and pixelated way! Join us for some epic adventures and dodging secret agents while building your dream blocky world. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly on a pig through the skies. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft server out there!

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	969
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Ores Mined:	5312
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	158

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5594	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Void Gems Collected:	36

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magic Items Found:	8783
Crops Grown:	4439	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	6295
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8553	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.