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FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	958
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	236	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	4062
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6935
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Star Shards Collected:	152
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	7283	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	590444
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6574	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	207
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	113	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	98/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4361
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3