Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Animals Bred: 25
    Dimension Hops: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9708 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Villages Defended: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KyivDroneDefense

    KyivDroneDefense
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 314631
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PokeTale

    PokeTale

    Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

    – 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

    – Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

    Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server
    Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

    Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

    And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

    Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

    So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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