so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.

plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?

so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

    CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

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  • MineIgnoranceCraft

    MineIgnoranceCraft
    Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

    Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

    But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

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  • CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

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    hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

    we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

    join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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  • Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

    Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server
    so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

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  • Townscraft

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    Server NameTownscraft
    OverviewTownscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
    What is the server’s stance on town-building?Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
    Are there claims plugins on the server?No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
    What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
    Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
    How secure is the server?Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
    What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
    How can I apply to join Townscraft?Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

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